Free Ride

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and grandpa gets out.

The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?"

"Of course, officer! It's my Morris!", said grandma Cohen. Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris ! You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?"

Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "Shhhh I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home."

Hilarious pranks collection

Top 5 Pranks September || FailArmy by FailArmy

Desi Prank

Funny Video - (SNOT Bubbles) Desi Prank by desimad

Dead Bird in Pillow Prank

Dead Bird in Pillow Prank by Just For Laughs Gags

Rupee Fall : Reason

Rupee Fall : The Real Reasons by JayHind

Girls Vs Boys

Define Girls!!

The one who before going out for a party have - 

facial, bleach, waxing, haircutting/straighting, threading, toning, scrubing, moisturing etc 

&

put on

lipstick, lipgloss, lipliner, perfume, body toner, body lotion, eye liner, eye shadow, eye maskara, foundation, face powder, rings, bracelet, neckless, nail paint, party dress, Sandle,

Purse and says: "yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi".

Define boy!!

The one who before going to party calls his friend & ask :

“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”

Friend reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..

A Good Lecturer

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

Always Follow Your Dreams

Great Artist!! LOL

Leading Cause For Divorse

Expected Snowman

Don't say this

Suggest a tiltle for the image

Funny Tissue Design

I want to go home

Me & My iPhone

Searching Neighbours WIFI.. !!! LOL

Google Search

Turkey & Thanksgiving Day

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"