A man was lost on an island

A man was lost on an island.

He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.

Suddenly..

He saw a girl and He used the tree for making bed.

Moral: A HOLE CAN CHANGE YOUR GOAL... 

Benefits of Masturbation

Benefits of Masturbation?

1. Choice of ?girl is yours..

2. Time ?? ki bachat

3. ?Self service

4. Not a crime?

5. Rest to girlfriend ?

6. No risk of AIDS?

7. No special ?place required

8. No money ?wastage

9. Easy to ?perform

10. Guaranteed satisfaction?

11. No abortion ?

12. Condom not required?

13. Not ?necessary to remove whole underwear

14. Stress ??easily removed

15. Doesn't matter how long your ??penis is

16. Swapndosh ?se mukti

17. Koi darr ?nahi, pakde jane pe saaman ko easily chhupa ??sakte hain

18. One can do as many time as he wants ??

19. No need of special training, ?its so simple

20. Position ?is of your choice.

With the high court ruling that Gay Sex is legal

With the high court ruling that "Gay Sex" is legal...

Please note that "GAAND MAAR DOONGA" is not a Gaali now...

Its a expression of Love! 

1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri

1 Nangi ladki 20 Floor se giri.

18 floor par 1 aadmi ne catch kiya, bola Chusegi ???

Ladki shareef thi, manaa kar diya.

Aadmi ne usska hath chodd diya,

Iss barr 16 floor pe 1 aadmi ne catch kiya And bola Chudegi ?

Ladki : No.

Usne bhi uska hath chodd diya

Ladki girne lagi, Gaand fati maut ke darr se, socha kash unki baat man leti.

12 floor pe 1 aadmi ne phir catch kiya.

Ladki - Mein Chusungi bhi Chudungi bhi.

Iss baar aadmi Shareef nikla Aadmi - Chal randi saali , Jaa, marr... 

Ek chorni pakdi gayi

Ek chorni pakdi gayi

Constable:apki statement leni hai andar chalo n fucked her.

Head constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.

Sham ko ladki ko megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.

Magistrate-tumhari statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaahogi?

Chorni- sir aaj to STATEMENT sooj gayi hai, kal le lena..

????????? 

Biwi Ho Toh Aisi!

Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad bana ke rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.

Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.

Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi...!

Isko kahte hain - "Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...!!"