Don't say this

Boyfriend & Girlfriend

Boy to Girlfriend:

Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,

Pakdu??

Teri Zubaan Ko.

Santa & Banta

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.

5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.

Banta: kyu rote ho.?

Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

EGYPTIAN girl & INDIAN boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:

What can u do for me?

The boy replied:

come behind the PYRAMID.

I will make u MUMMY.

Exam, Sex & Girls

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!

1. Kitna LAMBA tha,

2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,

3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Santa Banta

Santa court mein judge se:

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,

meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?

Santa: Badla.

LOVE

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:

‘L’ ko hath me lekar

‘O’ ko dabate hue

‘V’ me dalte waqt jo

‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai

use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

Shaadi

Kahte hain..

Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki

gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja ja

Mam & Golu

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Golu: madam me abhi jake

apne bapu ko btata hu ki..

bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai

Diploma

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?

Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,

ye leke aa gayi..!!

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !